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What the fuck is a “1 yard old”? There is no d in year, so yrd is short for yard.
I’m laughing more at the fact that he just called his daughter a yard.

What the fuck is a “1 yard old”? There is no d in year, so yrd is short for yard.

I’m laughing more at the fact that he just called his daughter a yard.

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prozdvoices:

Make You Squart

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Anonymous asked:

Hearing that last dramatic reading gave me a brilliant idea: what if you dramatically read “make you squart?”

pakapaka, you stud.  You can read along here.

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oyfey:

AND NOW THE JOKER DOES A DRAMATIC READING

dutchster:

when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me